Many of us are social human beings, and some of us are antisocial human beings because we are obsessed with our dogs and would rather be at home with them. If I had to choose between a dog and a party I would always choose the dog. That’s why I’ve assembled a list for all you dog lovers who cancel on pretty much every occasion in order to spend more time with your pup. Here are 8 amazing reasons to not go to that pool party and stay at home and have a pooch party. Yeah, I just said that.
- Your dog is REALLY sad when you leave
Okay, who really knows if our dogs are super sad when we leave but you won’t have to find out because you don’t need to ever leave the house! Would you rather risk an unhappy dog or go out?!
- Your Dog Cuddles
Can you say cuddle party? That’s right. Try to imagine it now. Your lying on the couch, watching your favorite movie and a cuddly, soft, adorably sweet dog is cuddled RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! Why on earth would you hang out with friends when you have a fur ball of love? Tell me that!
- You Won’t Drink as Much
Listen, I have spent many nights drinking waayyyy too much wine with my dog but that doesn’t happen often. If you go out with a bunch of your co-workers or old friends, you’ll most likely end up ubering drunk. It’s a fact. Stay at home with your dog and stay moderately sober.
- You Can Watch Any Movie You Want
Your dog doesn’t have a preference over what movie to watch. As long as you are on the couch, next to him it’ll be the right choice. Do you know anyone that doesn’t have an opinion over movies? I know someone, my dog.
- You Will Read More
When we lounge around the house with a dog, we most likely read, write and watch more. What I’m trying to say is, if you stay at home with your furry best friend you’ll be smarter and cooler because you’ll probably be reading more.
- You’ll Laugh A Lot More
We all know our dogs are way funnier than our friends. I hate to say this but most humans just aren’t that funny. Dogs are really cute, really fun, really entertaining and really wonderful.
- Your Dog Will Always Keep You Entertained
Have you ever been to a boring party but you can’t leave because you don’t want anyone to think you’re an a**hole? Well, you can avoid that and stay entertained by your dog. Find a toy and throw it around or try putting socks on your dog. It’s hilarious!
- You’ll Save Money
Would you rather spend money on a 12-dollar drink or watch your dog roll around on the ground for an hour? Who would choose the 12-dollar drink? What are you a sociopath! Nobody wants to spend their money on over priced drinks! Everybody wants to watch a fluff ball on carpet roll! Life is good!