Remember the Dos XX dude, the most interesting man in the world? Well, what if there was the most interesting dog in the world. Here’s what his commercial would sound like:
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People have given him so many dog bones, he made an art exhibit out of it and it’s currently at MOMA.
The ladies love him so much they hump him.
He always finds his way home.
He walks himself.
Archeologists study the things he’s buried.
He howls in perfect pitch.
Wolves want to be him.
He drinks water out of a champagne flute, never a dog bowl.
Cats ask him to chase them.
He never smells bad.
He has more Instagram followers than Taylor Swift.
He killed a bad guy in one bite.
He can communicate with humans just with his eyes.
He knows more tricks than most magicians.
He’s never been to the vet and nobody will make him go.
He doesn’t age in dog years. He ages in human years.
He never begs for treats. The treats beg for him.
He is, the most interesting dog in the world.