We all know dogs can be totally adorable and utterly odd. They stare at us while we’re having sex, they aggressively hump stuffed animals and they roll in (sometimes their own) poop. Not very humanlike. So what would the world be like if we acted more like our dogs?
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- When meeting a person for the first time we would smell their butts instead of shaking hands.
- When showing affection towards our friends, family or even strangers we would lick their faces.
- Before sitting on any surface or chair we would circle the surrounding area over and over again.
- We would hump random people’s legs.
- We would constantly beg for other people’s food… even if we just ate.
- We would fall asleep sitting up… daily
- After a hardcore workout we would pant with our tongues out.
- We would sit quietly in a room while other people were having sex… in that same room.
- If we had to poop, we would do it wherever.
- Last but not least…we would eat our own vomit. Yum!
So if you’re looking to change up your daily routine or spice up your relationship, give this a try! What do you have to lose besides getting arrested or having someone file a restraining order against you?
And here’s what our dogs could say if they could talk to us: