We all want our kids, nieces, nephews, cousins, grandchildren, etc. to grow up and think we’re cool and hilarious. Well, what better way to do that then tell them these amazingly funny jokes? Even adults will get a laugh. You’re welcome.
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Question: Why can’t the Dalmatian play hide and seek?
Answer: Because he is always spotted
Question: What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
Answer: Are you purebred?
Question: What do you call a dog that meditates?
Answer: Aware Wolf
Question: What do you do for a dog that doesn’t have any legs?
Answer: You take him for a drag
Question: What is the difference between a cat and a dog?
Answer: Dogs think, “Humans are giving, they feed me and take care of me, so they must be Gods. Cats think, “Humans are giving, they feed me and take care of me, so I must be God.”
This one is for the more mature kid: A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. The vet says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.” The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body and barks. The vet says, “I’m sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too.” The man finally resigns to the diagnosis and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, “$650.” “$650 to tell me my dog is dead?” exclaims the man. “Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 is for the cat scan and lab tests.”
Hope this helps you become the cool aunt/mom/dad! Tell us what you think of these jokes in the comment section below!
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