Your dog is an absolute delight. He loves everyone and everything and wouldn’t harm a pesky mosquito buzzing and biting about. He’s always on his best behavior and loves people more than he loves other dogs—but don’t ever mention that mother freaking mailman.
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He is Satan, according to your dog and here’s why: Our dogs are protective little assholes. Home is their sanctuary, their wolf pack, their safe space. When someone dressed in a strange outfit bolts aggressively toward the front door, carrying foreign paper objects and a big ass bag, your dog is going to freak out. The little guy is just trying to protect you. Our dogs instinctually protect their territory and nothing will stop them. It’s in their blood.
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So the next time your dog fully flips out over the mailman, give them a break but keep them far away from that terrorist, the mailman.
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