You’re having an amazing day, you’re walking to the beat of your own drum and the weather could not be better. You’re with your four-legged friend and headed on a new adventure— then BAM, your dog poops all over the place. GREAT. What are you going to do? You have no poop bags! Here’s what:
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- Scream, “Hey look over there!” — then run. Works every time.
- Tell everyone that passes, your dog didn’t really poop and he’s just a prankster. You just got Punk’d by a dog!
- Pretend to pick up the poop with your bare hands and then pretend to throw it in the woods. Everyone will believe you, probably.
- Step on it. The poop will be on your shoe instead of the sidewalk.
- Look around. Is anyone watching? If not, then you’re good. Keep movin’.
You’re welcome for these extremely helpful tips.