Knock knock. Who’s there? Dog jokes. Dog jokes who? Dog jokes are things I like because they help awkward situations and are fun for drunk people at parties. I’m a joke master! These jokes might not be the best, but they’re good— in a kindergarten/eye rolling kind of way.
Okay, here we go:
Q: What breed of dog likes to take a bath?
A: A shampoodle
Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle
Q: What looks like a dog, acts like7 a dog, eats like a dog and is very dangerous?
A: A dog with a grenade
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You might step in a poodle
Q: What is a dog’s favorite city?
A: New Yorkie
“The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, “How do you like that? Pay toilets!” – Dave Starr
Dogs are lousy poker players, when they get a good hand they wag their tails.
Now go confidently into that party alone! You’ll have these jokes to back you up!
Also read: 8 Most Obedient Dog Breeds